PORRA-AJARE DE LOS VGA
Los Video Games Award, organizados por la televisión por cable yankee Spike TV, es una de esas ceremonias con canapés fríos, bebercio del bueno, puñaladas traperas entre distribuidoras y mendigos de L.A, tensión, nervios, «drojas», señoritas sin ropa interior, señoritos con ropa interior de mujer y mucho de ese tipo de marketing que abandonó definitivamente el destape y se convirtió en pura pornografía. Unas risas para grandes y pequeños.
Pero si algo tienen de bueno estos eventos es que así sacan a los diseñadores de niveles y a los programadores a que les de un poco el aire, gente que no la conoce ni su padres (y viceversa) ven recompensados sus esfuerzos e incluso al nivel de la afición muchos pueden cumplir sus fantasías vistiéndose de Pikachu para pedir autógrafos hasta al pobre botones que vigila la puerta; pero lo más importante es lo siguiente: Esto nos ha servido como excusa a los señores de colores para hacer un repaso de lo que ha sido este año 2010, que ya comienza a chochear y a peinar canas.
Aquí pueden ver las personas y video juegos nominados en sus diferentes categorías. Esta ha sido nuestra humilde y anárquica porra:
Mr.Giallo:
* GAME OF THE YEAR: Mass Effect 2.
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Frictional Games.
* BEST PC GAME : Fallout New Vegas.
* BEST HANDHELD GAME: Donkey kong II Game & Watch.
* BEST SHOOTER: Civilization V.
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME: Minecraft.
* BEST RPG: Fallout New Vegas.
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : Teto-Wii.
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME: Todos contra el calvo.
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME: Soccer mom strikes again.
* BEST DRIVING GAME : Call of duty: Black Ops.
* BEST MUSIC GAME: Mr.White conga edition
* BEST SONG IN A GAME: “Jingle, jangle, jingle” Kay Kyser Orchestra FNV
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : Mass Effect 2
* BEST GRAPHICS : Minecraft
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME: Mortadelo y Filemón: El sulfato atomic.
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE : Martin Sheen as illusive man
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE : Jennifer Hale as Comander Sheppard (indiscutible)
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : Bitorrent
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : Minecraft
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME: Dead Island y Dead State.
Mr.White:
* GAME OF THE YEAR : HALO REACH
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR : FRANCAMENTE FOFAVÓ PRODACSIONS
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : HALO: REACH
* BEST PS3 GAME : HEAVY RAIN
* BEST WII GAME : METROID : OTHER M
* BEST PC GAME : AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : PROFESSOR LAYTON & THE UNWOUND FUTURE
* BEST SHOOTER : HALO REACH
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME : GOW III
* BEST RPG : DEADLY PREMONITION XDDDDD
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : GANG BANG
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : 5 CONTRA EL CALVO
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : FIFA 11
* BEST DRIVING GAME : BLUR
* BEST MUSIC GAME : ROCK BAND 3
* BEST SOUNDTRACK : ROCK BAND 3
* BEST SONG IN A GAME : TIENE NOMBRES MIL
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : GOD OF WAR III
* BEST GRAPHICS : HEAVY RAIN
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME : SCOTT PILGRIM
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE : MR. LILA
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE : JENNA JAMESON
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : LARA CROFT & THE GUARDIAN OF LIGHT
* BEST DLC : uTORRENT
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : SUPER MEAT BOY (SORRY, LIMBO)
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : PORTAL 2
Mr.Pink
* GAME OF THE YEAR : RED DEAD REDEMPTION
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR : RISING STAR GAMES
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : MASS EFFECT 2
* BEST PS3 GAME : DEMONS SOULS
* BEST WII GAME : GOLDENEYE Wii
* BEST PC GAME : AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : FIVE VS ONE
* BEST SHOOTER : MASS EFFECT 2
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME : CASTLEVANIA LORDS OF SHADOWS
* BEST RPG : FALLOUT NEW VEGAS – APLHA PROTOCOL
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : BATTELFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : TIGER WOODS 2011
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : FIFA 11
* BEST DRIVING GAME : ¿ESO QUË É?
* BEST MUSIC GAME EVER : OUTCAST
* BEST SOUNDTRACK :
* BEST SONG IN A GAME : SHACKLER’S REVENGE (GUNS N ROSES)
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : HEAVY RAIN
* BEST GRAPHICS : ALAN WAKE
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME : EL LIBRO DE ELI
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE : MR ORANGE SINGS DA BLUES
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE : JENNA JAMESON
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : LARA CROFT & THE GUARDIAN OF LIGHT
* BEST DLC : HALO REACH
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : LIMBO
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : DUKE NUKEM FOREVER
Mr. Orange
* GAME OF THE YEAR: ME 2
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Bungie
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME: ME 2
* BEST PS3 GAME: GOW 3
* BEST WII GAME: Super Mario, el que sea
* BEST PC GAME: ME 2
* BEST HANDHELD: GAME GOW
* BEST SHOOTER: Halo
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME: RDD
* BEST RPG: ME 2
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER: BBC
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME: ufc
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME: madden
* BEST DRIVING GAME: nfs
* BEST MUSIC GAME: rb 3
* BEST SOUNDTRACK: rb 3
* BEST SONG IN A GAME: far away
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Halo
* BEST GRAPHICS: Gow
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME: sw
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE: Padre de charly sheen
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE: me2
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME: Scott vs…
* BEST DLC: me2
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME: Cacho carne
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME: batman
Mr.Red
GAME OF THE YEAR: Red Dead Redepmtion
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Rock Star
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : Red Dead Redemption
* BEST PS3 GAME: Demons Souls
* BEST WII GAME : Mario Galaxy 2
* BEST PC GAME : Starcraft 2
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : Metal Gear Peace Walker
* BEST SHOOTER : COD BLACK OPS
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME :Demon Souls
* BEST RPG : Alpha Protocol
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : BorderLands
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : F1 2010
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : Fifa 11
* BEST DRIVING GAME : F1 2010
* BEST MUSIC GAME : Dance Central
* BEST SOUNDTRACK : Dance Central
* BEST SONG IN A GAME : Metal Gear Peace Walker Epic Theme
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : ???
* BEST GRAPHICS : God Of War 3
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME : Reed dicion God Of War HD
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE: ???
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE: ???
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : Todos
* BEST DLC : DLCs del Bordelands
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : Minecraft
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : Gran Turismo 5
Mr.Blue
* GAME OF THE YEAR: Halo: Reach
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Rockstar San Diego
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : Alan Wake
* BEST PS3 GAME: Heavy Rain
* BEST WII GAME : Mario Galaxy 2
* BEST PC GAME : Starcraft 2
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : Metal Gear Peace Walker
* BEST SHOOTER : COD BLACK OPS
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME :God Of War III
* BEST RPG : Fallout: New Vegas
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : Halo: Reach
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : UFC Undisputed 2010
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : Fifa 11
* BEST DRIVING GAME : Need 4 Speed
* BEST MUSIC GAME : Dance Central
* BEST SOUNDTRACK : Rock Band 3
* BEST SONG IN A GAME : Won’s Back Down
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : God Of War III (Pero para mi Alan Wake)
* BEST GRAPHICS : God Of War 3
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME : Scott Pilgrim
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE: Carmen de Mairena
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE: Carmen de Mairena (one more time)
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : Lara Croft
* BEST DLC : RDR Undead
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : Limbo
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : Bioshock: Infinite
Mr.Iridiscente:
* GAME OF THE YEAR: Lo mejor llega en Diciembre por que lo traen los reyes magos el su Camellos-dromedarios y papá noel en el culo.
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Konami (por que lo digo yo)
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : El nuevo dashboard o como cojones se diga. Es puro derroche de maravillosa…caca futi.
* BEST PS3 GAME: Demon´s souls (y del 2009, y del 2008)
* BEST WII GAME : Monster Hunter Tri (o cualquiera del Wii Ware)
* BEST PC GAME : Amnesia: The Dark Descent
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : ¿DS?
* BEST SHOOTER : —————–
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME :—————–
* BEST RPG : —————–
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : ————–
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : Six in the darkness 2010
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : Moraleja Padel 2010
* BEST DRIVING GAME : Esquiva la liebre: Viajando a la pandorga 2010
* BEST MUSIC GAME : ——
* BEST SOUNDTRACK : ——-
* BEST SONG IN A GAME : ——
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE : ——–
* BEST GRAPHICS : Victoria’s Secret: Lingerie and Women’s Clothing
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME : Marcelino y su pepino adventure
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE: ———-
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE: ————–
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : Lara Croft
* BEST DLC : cualquiera que cueste menos de 400msp
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : DECEPTICONS IN LUARCA
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : DECEPTICONS IN LUARCA
Mr.Green
* GAME OF THE YEAR : BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR : DICE
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME : RED DEAD REDEMPTION
* BEST PS3 GAME : RED DEAD REDEMPTION
* BEST WII GAME : RED DE
* BEST PC GAME : AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT
* BEST HANDHELD GAME : —–
* BEST SHOOTER : BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME : DEMON´S SOUL
* BEST RPG : FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER : BATTLEFIELD BAD COMPANY 2
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME : SKATE3
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME : FIFA 10 WORLD CUP
* BEST DRIVING GAME : FORMULA ONE 2011
* BEST MUSIC GAME EVER : ROCKBAND2
* BEST SOUNDTRACK :
* BEST SONG IN A GAME :
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE :
* BEST GRAPHICS :
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME :
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE :
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE :
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME :
* BEST DLC :
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : DECEPTICONS IN LUARCA
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : DECEPTICONS IN LUARCA
Mr. Fucksia
* GAME OF THE YEAR: Minecraft
* STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Blizzard Entertainment
* BEST XBOX 360 GAME: Red Dead Redemption
* BEST PS3 GAME: Demons Soul
* BEST WII GAME: Super Mario Galaxy 2
* BEST PC GAME: Minecraft
* BEST HANDHELD GAME: 42 games of/del forever
* BEST SHOOTER: Battlefield: Bad Company 2
* BEST ACTION ADVENTURE GAME: Amnesia: The Dark Descent
* BEST RPG: Alpha Protocol
* BEST MULTI-PLAYER: Amnesia: The Dark Descent
* BEST INDIVIDUAL SPORTS GAME: Gasol’s NBA 2K11
* BEST TEAM SPORTS GAME: NBA 2K11
* BEST DRIVING GAME: Split/Second
* BEST MUSIC GAME EVER: NPI
* BEST SOUNDTRACK: NPI
* BEST SONG IN A GAME: NPI
* BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: NPI
* BEST GRAPHICS: Minecraft
* BEST ADAPTED VIDEO GAME: Sid Meier’s Civilization V
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN MALE: Michael Jackson
* BEST PERFORMANCE BY A HUMAN FEMALE: Sarah Palin (Bayonetta)
* BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME : Celestia
* BEST DLC : Borderlands: The Secret Armory of General Knoxx
* BEST INDEPENDENT GAME : Minecraft
* MOST ANTICIPATED GAME : Borderlands 2
