STEVEN SPIELBERG USARÁ EL EDITOR DE STARCRAFT II PARA LLEVAR AL CINE LA VIDA DE INIESTA

Reuters; La france; 23 Jul. 2012

En una noticia que sorprendió a propios y a algún que otro extraño que andaba por ahí pero que nadie parecía conocer, Steven Spileberg reconoció ayer en rueda de prensa que no sólo va a llevar al cine la vida de Iniesta, si no que además lo hará usando el editor de Starcraft 2:

I am very interested in Iniesta, as a football player but also as a person who shines in the dark. And I am not being metaphorical here… cause you know, he actually shines in the dark. I don’t know which material is he made of, but probably some kind of advanced polycarbonate. You see, Avatar has made tons of millions of petrodolars with bioluminescent characters with long usb haired cocks; so now bioluminescence is a new important trend in Holywood. In my movie Iniesta will play a jew who stops the Netherlands from the Spanish extermination that happened in Africa in last century humilliating the armada of sanguinarius Captain De Jong using secret weapons as «chicharro rompedor» or «camiseta ferris de mercadillou ftw».

Starcraft 2 editor; nonetheless is one of my passions nowadays. You can do whatever you want and is in real 3D from minute zero. Everything you can imagine, can be done with Starcraft 2 editor; from boring old fashioned RTS with antique graphics to amazing little games like flow or Metal Slug. Everything. Except solving the Spanish economical crisis. Sorry. The editor is not able to do that, but probably that feature will come with a pacth. Or not.

Mixing this two things I know that success is guaranteed, by the glory of my holy mather of god.